Friday, December 12, 2008

Inter-Household Memo

To: Whom it May Concern

Re: New dilly-dahle Household Policies and Procedures

Dear dilly-dahle Household Members:

As management of this household, it is our duty to keep members up to date on our policies and procedures. At this time we would like to remind you of policies already in place (please see your orientation packet to review current policies and procedures), and make you aware of several new policies, effective immediately.

1. Shampoo, soap, lotion, gel, hairspray, and other applicable personal care products are to be kept locked in their designated areas unless they are actually being used.

2. Cereal is to be kept on the breakfast table. If any cereal is found on the floor after breakfast, it will be swept up, saved in a bowl, and served for breakfast the following morning.

3. All writing tools including, but not limited to, pens, pencils, markers, are to be kept in the designated area, and are only to be used during nap time.

If these policies are not followed, we regret to inform you that disciplinary actions will have to be taken. First time offenders will receive a warning, no notes will be made in your file at that time. However, if the problem persists, appropriate action will be taken, and the offense will be noted in your file. Appropriate action may include, standing with your nose in the corner, time out, or being sent straight to bed.

We appreciate your attention, and adherence to these matters. Our policies and procedures are in effect to help make the household a fun, friendly, and safe environment for all.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Sincerely,

The Management

6 comments:

scrumdiddillyumptious said...

Darn, i was looking forward to a picture of said problems.

Neta said...

Management forgot to include lipstick and nail polish. . . just heads up.

Andi said...

I'm embarrassed to say that I used the old "maybe Santa won't come this year" the other day. Your Memo is much more mature...

TMCPhoto said...

The mind picture your memo evoked more than made up for the lack of pictures this posting.

I always enjoy reading your updates and checking out your fantastic portraits.

I've left you a gift on my blog: http://tmcphoto-peanutbutterpie.blogspot.com/

Hope your day is cereal on the floor free :)

kellie said...

I post rules, and get nowhere. Good luck friend, let me know if you get anywhere.

Shawn Michel de Montaigne said...

The "coal in the stocking" disciplinary measure is a timely, seasonal approach as well. I'm sure it works well.

The best to you and your blog.